Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There r osticjed everywhere
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
