is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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