Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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