there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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