He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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