you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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