how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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