member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you win again, gameday.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
