Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I have fence marks all over my body
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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