Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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