so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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