I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
this must be what syphilis tastes like
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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