We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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