Fuck appropriateness.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
