Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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