He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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