Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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