Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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