We got so high we made milksteak
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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