you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
