Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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