STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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