ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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