we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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