My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I deserve this hangover.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize
