So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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