There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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