.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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