He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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