So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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