***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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