I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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