Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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