You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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