I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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