can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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