We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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