I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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