That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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