My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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