i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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