Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm just crazy horny about you
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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