like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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