One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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