I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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