he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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