ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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