Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
