The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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