That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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