I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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