Christians are straight up FREAKS
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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