It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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