problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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